More like Abby YouraCOWski. What a fat bitch. Today, at lunch, she was eating two slices of cake. I am pretty sure she stole one of them from someone else’s lunch tray. Abby is in the band and she plays the tuba. Of course!
She has really, really black hair and it’s really, really curly. Abby has a pube head! The hair that goes down her neck is super dark. She has some hair on her lip too, like where a mustache should be. She almost looks like a monkey. She has a really pretty face though, I’ll give her that. She would be ok-pretty if she wasn’t so fat and hairy. She will never have a boyfriend. She might want to try being a lesbian because no man is ever gonna marry her.
I aksed her in Algebra to see what answer she got for number 15 on the homework assignment and she wouldn’t even let me see it. She wouldn’t even tell me! People really piss me off. Why is the whole world against me!!!!!
Welcome to my blog. Let’s just say that my name is Madison, OK? No, wait. Tiffany. Call me Tiffany, like the fancy jewelry. If my mom and dad hadn’t divorced when I was nine, maybe one of them would have enough money to get me something nice. All I see is my mom complaining about not having enough money for me and my sister and my dad complaining about not having any money because he gives it all to mom. Seriously, if I have to use my sister’s hand-me-down nail polish and eye shadow again, I will probably scream.
Actually, there won’t be any “probably” about it.
Today, I hate Margot Benson. She is a senior and she thinks she is all that and a bag of Soy Crisps. She bumped into me at my locker and I dropped papers everywhere. She said it was an accident, but I could tell it wasn’t when she walked away with Jenna and Dahlia laughing. They were trying to intimidate me. They know I am prettier than all of them put together, so they made me drop some papers. Wow. You really got me good, whores! Margot fucks on the first date and all the boys hate her. She is a disgusting mess.
One time, I saw Margot crying in the girls room. Is it bad of me to say that I didn’t care at all? I hope she cries so many tears that she can’t get wet ever again. Whore. Whore. Fucking whore.
